I think this story would be fun.

There was an American who wanted to go to Japan . He tried to learn Japanese before his travelling, but it's so hard that he couldn't understand new words. One day he happened to know good things like this. For example he memorised "Ohio!" as "good morning". He remarked " what carry mass yen" as "I don't understand", " Damm may days" as "No!" Then he visited at Japan, and there he was surprised at a lot of people. When he lost himself, a nice girl took him to police office. He thought he'd like to say words with thankfulness to her, and he said " Crocodile goes I'm ass" But the girl didn't get it,because he made a big mistake. He should say that "Alligator goes I'm ass"